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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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