did you get engaged???
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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