Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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