it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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