Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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