At least make sure they are 18
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Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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