i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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