oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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