Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I believe in your delicious
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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