Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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