What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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