at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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