I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
