We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize