You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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