DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Can you bring me the toilet please
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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