How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I party with great urgency now.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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