So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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