a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We need to rekindle our bromance
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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