Please, let me fuck your mom
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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