I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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