my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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