Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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