Fine. I'll sleep in my office
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The feeling are messing with the penis
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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