when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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