Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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