What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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