so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You can't motorboat a personality
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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