I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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