My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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