He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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