doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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