This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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