Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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