wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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