how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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