I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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