ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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