no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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