Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Boobs speak an international language.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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