Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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