she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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Have fun and good luck.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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