I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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