You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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