Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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