I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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