Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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