As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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