whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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