on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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