so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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