my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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