I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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