let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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