This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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