let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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